I saw some disturbing headlines in the tech news today:

“Vessyl, a smart cup designed by Yves Behar, is designed to measure and track any drink poured into it in real-time.”

“This Amazing New ‘Smart Cup’ Can Tell What Kind Of Drink Is Inside It”

“Ever wished you could keep track of what you’re consuming without keeping a detailed list? Meet Vessyl, a cup that can calculate detailed information about what you’re drinking.”

Someone please tell me this is just a joke.