The BBQ Flosser(!?)

A couple years ago, a bunch of scare-mongering news articles warned the public about the dangers of ingesting errant steel bristles left behind by low-quality barbecue cleaning brushes. (I’ll save you the click: eating bristles is bad for you.)

I’m not the sort of person who is easily scare-mongered, but I’ll admit I bought a commercially-available wood scraper anyway. The build quality was disappointing: it was made of narrow glued-up pieces of hardwood that quickly fell apart at the (non-waterproof?) glue lines. Also, it never developed the grooves that were supposed to clean the grill grates.

The BBQ Flosser

Introducing the BBQ Flosser, a one-night build (in red oak) on my Shaper Origin. With a little help from the bandsaw, to get that tapered blade.

The BBQ Flosser

If I do another one, I’ll streamline the handle quite a bit–canoe paddles have this down right. But I got the grooves just right for optimum scraping (flossing?) on my barbecue.

The BBQ Flosser

My Take on the Shaker Peg Rail

The peg rail is one of the neatest features of Shaker design. It’s simple and utilitarian. People continue to produce classic Shaker-style turned pegs, but for an unused space behind my kitchen entry door, I was curious if I could evolve the design into something equally robust but modern.

Hat rack

I started with a solid maple board I found in the shop. I added a nice backward bevel to give it a more distinct shadow. For the pegs, I wanted to use a clean dowel form. But I also wanted to ensure that coats couldn’t fall off–without installing them at an unsightly non-90ยบ angle. That requirement led me to what I call the “whistle cut.” It works! Figuring out how to make it repeatably on the bandsaw was probably the biggest challenge of the project.

Hat rack

Public Buildings in America

Hello again, after a long hiatus. I’m still here!

I just happened upon a nice update on the renovation of the old Eero Saarinen-designed TWA terminal at JFK airport. Of course it’s beautiful. Check out the rendering of that fountain-lined entrance! But of course it’s not going to be an airport anymore, either. Somewhere in the last 50 years, we decided that communal public spaces like airports should be caustic, unpleasant environments with a minimum of comfort and ornamentation. There are exceptions big and small, but grand public spaces are largely not being built in the United States anymore. We save that class of work for luxury hotels, theaters, and so on. It’s a shame, because it’s a choice we make.

Hold My Beer

Problem: the nice fireslate, birch and steel end table you built years ago is now covered in children’s books, leaving no place to put your beer.

Solution: build a beer shelf for your couch.

I used 12 mm phenolic-faced plywood. It’s not the quality stuff from Finland (Koskisen), but I don’t have a local dealer for it so I’m stuck with what I can easily mail-order. Phenolic plywood is waterproof and looks amazing. I would probably build everything with it if I could.

This is one of the few woodworking projects I have designed completely in CAD (Fusion360) and constructed with my Shaper Origin CNC router (which is amazing).

An Cabinet for the Bathroom

Everything is better with lasers.

Our house has a small bathroom, which necessitates a thoughtful approach to storage. It also has an exterior wall that is not vertical (owing to the Mansard roof) and a ceiling that is not level (built circa 1895!). So, for the over-toilet storage, not just any cabinet would do.

Immediately after installation.

So I built a custom face-frame cabinet out of high-quality white oak plywood. White oak looks great, wears well, and on top of that, holds up nicely to the moisture of a bathroom. Since it’s custom, I figured I’d make the inside of the box as pretty as the solid wood face frame.

Testing the door fit. Look at those gaps.

A water-based polyurethane finish gives it a long-lasting and, crucially, an appearance that won’t darken over time.

Due to the crazy geometry of the opening, I scribed a Masonite template and carefully constructed the face frame (complete with beveled rip cuts) to fit. I was pleased to see that it fit snugly and was dead-on level on the first try.

The Blum Euro-style hinges I used did a nice job of allowing the tiny adjustments needed to make the inset doors look perfect. Although the installation was easy, I’m not sure I’d use them again in this application due to the depth they require inside the cabinet–they really interfere with storing boxes in a shallow cabinet. I used a Blum Aventos HK-XS door lift to balance the upward-opening top cabinet door and was delighted by how superbly engineered it is.

America: Grabbed by the Pussy

It’s hard to articulate how I feel about this presidential election. So much of it has already been said. Part of me is still unable to comprehend how this outcome is even possible. I’m forced to realize that America is not the place that I was brought up to believe it was: a land of opportunity and idealism–a place where anyone can make it. A new culture has taken hold, decades in the making, and it’s repulsive. And together “we” have elevated a vain, ill-tempered, ignorant, racist, sexist, xenophobe with no professional qualifications to the most important office in the land–the so-called leader of the free world.

I am grateful in this moment for the company of my daughter, who is cheerfully unaware of current events. I don’t look forward to the day I have to explain to her how feminism died in 2016. I hope I never have to tell her how democracy’s promise of freedom and peace died too.

The Chance for Sanity

I thought I’d write a political post that’s not about Trump. You’re welcome.

I saw on the Interblogs this morning that Giphy raised another $72 million in funding at a valuation of $600 million. Yes, that’s right, another $72 million… for a search engine… of animated GIFs.

The article goes on about the business: blah blah monetization blah blah. But it makes no effort to address the point that investing in the company is obviously a short-term bet, motivated by some low but apparently nonzero probability that people of the future will communicate only through two-second reaction shots of television characters.

The message this investment sends is ethically questionable. I don’t have a problem with entrepreneurship. I’m a startup guy. My livelihood depends to some extent on venture capital and [hopefully] occasional success. But my litmus test for any business model is simple: does it strive to create value as well as wealth? It’s a test that Giphy fails miserably (to say nothing about many arms of the financial industry that supports it).

So what. But I couldn’t help thinking about the guy who writes the $72 million check and addresses it to a repository of GIFs. What does that feel like? I wonder if he or she has read President Eisenhower’s famous “Chance for Peace” speech. Eisenhower was talking about the perils of Cold War defense spending, but it’s not a completely silly parallel to venture capital in 2016. He wrote, in 1953:

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone.

It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

The speech (which you should read in its entirety), famously goes on to list a number of incredible, world-changing things one could buy for the price of a new bomber, fighter jet, or destroyer: schools, power plants, hospitals, food, and homes.

How far we have come in 63 years. Eisenhower was furious about ratcheting up the machines of war just a few years after World War II scarred the world. Today our country has enjoyed the longest period of relative peace and prosperity in its history, and venture capital is pumping out billions of dollars. But rather than invest in our future as a society, they have decided to double down on GIFs.

18 Wheels

I just saw a Boston Globe article in which cycling advocacy groups are demanding that 18-wheel trucks be banned from the city after yet another cyclist fatality caused by a turning truck.

I think this is a great idea, but cycling safety shouldn’t be the only motivation. I have always been annoyed at how wasteful and ridiculous it is to have enormous diesel semis roaring through compact city streets to cover relatively short distances with small amounts of cargo. Starbucks uses 53′ trailers to deliver coffee and cups to their stores, for example. Really, you couldn’t do that with a lightweight van?

I’m sure that with all the construction in town, an absolute ban is not feasible, but there’s no reason we couldn’t head the direction of more progressive cities like Oslo and Paris by requiring that delivery vehicles get smaller, lighter, and more electric.