America does not have air conditioning.
Americans are bracing for attack from tourists. Big poster near immigration agent warns: “WE ARE AMERICA’S FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE.”
Americans are strong in the face of challenges. Emergency evacuation instructions inside AirTrain read: “Step 1: Remain inside the train.” Where I come from, when train catches on fire we run out the door!
Americans do not clean bathrooms so much. Crust on floor and stink of animal quarters reminds me of outhouse in the old country!
Newark is in the state of New York. My friend, he tells me it was in New Jersey, but souvenir t-shirts all say “New York.”