you can tell me, i’m a doctor

I was leaf­ing through the Jour­nal of the Amer­i­can Med­ical Asso­ci­a­tion dis­carded, unread, by the doc­tor down the hall. The cover, as is the tra­di­tion for the JAMA, is a repro­duc­tion of a famous art­work: Jan van Eyck’s The Vir­gin of Chan­cel­lor Rolin. I was at a loss to explain exactly what about the image both­ers me—until I dis­cov­ered a note inside detail­ing just how (and pos­si­bly why) the con­ver­gence is incor­rect. Ha! The fig­ures in the fore­ground are too big to fit through the door­way behind them!

Why don’t my trade jour­nals have moments of Zen like this? Are doc­tors sup­posed to have bet­ter taste than engineers?

6 Comments

  1. Erin January 5, 2010

    Are doc­tors sup­posed to have bet­ter taste than engineers?

    Yes.

  2. The Good Doctor January 7, 2010

    …not down the hall.

    Actu­ally, it is not so much that they are too large com­pared to the avail­able entry but that the time of the mak­ing of that pic­ture suf­fered from two deficits: 1) a naive state of the under­stand­ing and appli­ca­tion of per­spec­tive, on the one hand, and 2) an enchant­ment with one’s own abil­ity to achieve the repli­ca­tion of design of the tiles on the part of the artist that led to him being unable to do both that and to include the num­ber of tiles required to fit the further-than-achieved dis­tance between the fig­ures and the entry.  [How­ever, I am intrigued with your insight about rel­a­tive sizes, wihch leads me to con­sider the almost meta­phys­i­cal fig­ure of the mat­ter of the supe­rior “size” of the fig­ures in ques­tion and the merely phys­i­cal entry.  THANK YOU! yet again for the mar­velous curios­ity that you are always able to provide.

  3. MRhé January 7, 2010

    I’m curi­ous, Scott, as to how you man­age to fit all this col­or­ful com­men­tary into such a drab greyscale website?

  4. Freddie January 7, 2010

    Ooo, burn!  MRHE- can’t you see the purity and ele­gance that this sim­ple for­mat pro­vides?  Plus, I’m pretty sure peo­ple who still firmly believe in land lines are not about to add flash to their blogs… that would ruin the whole “news­pa­per” feel if you know what I mean!

  5. THE GOOD DOCTOR January 8, 2010

    Gee MRHE…some of still like, even pre­fer, TriChrome (my mind can no longer get around the real name that film car­ried when I was a cal­low youth trav­el­ling the world or tak­ing pic­tures for my BF’s wedding…et cetera…but) it was Kodak and it worked—better than my sopho­moric com­po­si­tional skills—so that when my SLR went “click!” and the film was devel­oped the pix actu­ally looked bet­ter than my color slides of exotics and sim­i­lar places.  [We too still like the land line and are will­ing to pay for it...but walk away with one of those hol­sters on hip and/or in purse where, when set to "vibrate!" we can't hear or feel it...one of the haz­ards of aging into numb­ness of the first kind.]  Finally…aren’t we all sim­ply glad that The SJ is a) mak­ing pub­lic com­men­tary and [more impor­tantly] b) ALLOWING com­men­tary?  Don’t we wish he’d next build a hot air bal­loon into a slight and super-light craft that he rows into the Charles and then, just as the fire­works reach their crescendo, alights into the air in?  Like gra­di­ated B&W, it’s in keep­ing with the soul we know.

  6. KERaven, MD January 10, 2010

    Scott, would you like a col­lec­tion of fresh, never opened, never read JAMA’s?  I could even throw in some Archives of Surgery, though their cover is always a radi­ographic image (can you name this) and not art work.

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