1. I bought $6.46 in food at Star Market. I gave the cashier $20.50. She keyed in $6.50, gave me 4 cents in change, and closed the drawer. She won’t give me my $14 back until tomorrow after she counts the till. Not even after I politely explained and re-explained the situation with the night manager. How fucking retarded is that? Can they just take my money and keep it?
When I worked at Active Electronics, John Sicurello taught me to make change the old-fashioned way, by verbally counting it back up to the amount that the customer handed you. You do this before closing the drawer. That way, clerk and customer both agree on the amounts before the transaction is complete. For added security against quick-change scammers, you leave the customer’s bills atop the till until after the change is made. It’s so simple.
11/16 UPDATE: Eighteen hours later, Star still won’t give me my money back. The manager can’t confirm with the lady who counted the tills this morning that there was a surplus of money. “Well, why don’t you call her right now and ask?” “She’s not available now.” So I have to wait until tomorrow now. I get the feeling that with each passing day, the odds of getting my money back fall precipitously.
11/17 UPDATE: He didn’t want to believe my story, but I pleaded with the manager to re-count the money from Wednesday night, and he did. Guess what? It was $14 over. I’ll get my money after all.
2. There is a tent city set up outside the Best Buy store. There are perhaps 30 people camped out on the sidewalk waiting for the store to open. They arrived before it even closed. They were asked to move across the street from the store, which is why they’re all hanging out in front of the ‘labs. There must be a sale tomorrow. What hath our consumer-driven society wrought?
11/16 UPDATE: The Boston Globe reports that the crowd (which had gathered Wednesday night) was actually waiting around for the Friday opening of Best Buy. But after the line grew to several hundred people, the police sent them all home.

I’m really glad you got your money back, Scooter.