[girl taps me on the shoulder]
Girl: Excuse me… do you go to MIT?
SJ: Well, yeah, I did. I graduated last year. How did you know?
Girl: I think I’ve seen you around there!
SJ: I’m Scott. What’s your name?
Girl: Laura. I mean, Deborah.
SJ: So which one’s your name?
Girl: Deborah.
[later...]
SJ: So if home is Pennsylvania, and you currently live at Stanford, how did
you see me around MIT?
Girl: Okay, it was actually just a guess.
SJ: What? How can people always tell!?!

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