The Rus­sians have pro­claimed that a fake stone they dis­cov­ered being used by British intel­li­gence is a “won­der of tech­nol­ogy” that prob­a­bly cost tens of mil­lions of pounds to develop. Evi­dently the rock com­mu­ni­cates with hand­held computers.

Come on, Rus­sia. Are you using your superla­tives justly, or is this some­thing I could have built? Show me some circuits!