I found this sign in front of the Delta Air Lines ter­mi­nal at the Cincin­nati airport.

Of course I mean “Ter­mi­nal 3.” It has been many years since air­ports were per­mit­ted such whimsy as giv­ing names to terminals.

The designer of the sign, one would assume, intends the flap­ping Amer­i­can flags to illus­trate the con­cept of “secu­rity rea­sons.” Some­how they fall short in this task.