i don’t speak french

The lat­est Sonos soft­ware comes with a 30-day trial of Nap­ster. Peo­ple of a cer­tain age (my age) will for­ever asso­ciate the word “Nap­ster” with the brief dig­i­tal music free-for-all that was the Inter­net circa 1999. So it is, but this Nap­ster is a dif­fer­ent beast. Along with the new legit­i­macy, it seems, came a sur­pris­ingly vast library of qual­ity clas­si­cal music. It’s search­able, dig­i­tized, and ready for instant playback.

So it is a lit­tle odd that through this medium, I have dis­cov­ered and become enam­ored with another for­mat for music dis­tri­b­u­tion that is over 100 years old: the player piano roll. Back in the hey­day of air-operated player pianos, the most sought-after rolls were “hand played”—that is, cre­ated by a pianist per­form­ing on a spe­cial record­ing piano which tran­scribed the per­for­mance to paper. A num­ber of musi­cal lumi­nar­ies of the age agreed to have their own play­ing immor­tal­ized in this fash­ion. Among them are some favorites of mine: Grieg, Rach­mani­noff, Gersh­win, and Saint-Saëns. Decades later, some­one would get the crazy idea of con­vert­ing these scrolls into MIDI files, load­ing them into a Yamaha Disklavier con­cert grand, wheel­ing it into a con­cert hall, and record­ing the results. The idea of lis­ten­ing to a 100-year-old piano per­for­mance faith­fully repro­duced by levers, gears, and paper on one end and hard dri­ves, micro­proces­sors, and wire­less sig­nal trans­mis­sion on the other end is mind-boggling. But Rhap­sody in Blue sure sounds great when Gersh­win plays it.

Ear­lier, while lis­ten­ing to the composer’s per­for­mance of Danse Macabre, I was reminded of a ter­ri­fy­ing dream I had some years ago near Halloween.

I was being chased (in typ­i­cal scary-dream fash­ion) down a dark­ened street by a pair of bearded French­men, who were none other than Paul Cézanne and Camille Saint-Saëns. “Say my name!” one of them shouted.

“Say-sawn? Sey-zahn?” mum­bled I.

“Your French is despi­ca­ble!” the other shouted back, in a despi­ca­ble French accent.

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