I’m back! At least until Friday, when I leave for a weekend in Minneapolis.
I hope nobody makes me out to be some sort of career-minded jet-setting businessman. I really dislike commercial air travel. This trip has left me weary of airports: On the way out, American Eagle’s delays left me to sprint through EWR (despite advice that I would never make it) to catch my long flight. I made it. On the way back, I was stopped at the jetway in Singapore by a pair of airline employees holding a sign with my name. The computer showed that I had never flown from Singapore to Penang, yet here I was returning from Penang to Singapore. Well, I explained, that’s what happens when you wave me onto the plane without taking my ticket! (Lesson learned: never discard an unused paper ticket, even after taking the flight. Somebody will want it eventually.) Finally, after dinner in Newark today, one of those ion-mobility spectrometers determined that my film contained “traces of explosives.” The machine emits a pretty unmistakable alarm klaxon when this happens. That sound earned me all kinds of unwanted attention. But it’s been a good day for homeland security!
I watched a few movies in-flight: Walk the Line (excellent), From Russia with Love (good), and Capote (fell asleep). I also watched 4 TV shows and read two newspapers, two magazines, and an entire novel. The in-seat video entertainment system rebooted once while I was watching. It startled me with a half-second glance of Linux kernel boot messages.
Penang and Singapore were excellent. I traveled light with my new Leica and shot 6 rolls. I expect to have these online within 12-18 months.
Penang was the same as it ever was. I feel like I know it much more intimately now. Singapore was strange and new: picture a fairly posh European lifestyle thrust upon a diverse mix of Asian and Middle Eastern races, mixed in with a tropical climate and the heavy-handed enforcement of conservative values. (For chewing gum, a $500 US fine; for theft, caning; for racist speech, jail time; for drug trafficking, automatic death by hanging.) Nonetheless, my Singaporean cab driver insisted, “We are all happy here. Very happy.”
I’m very happy to be home.

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