Admit it: you’re probably one of those people who refers to his microwave oven as a “microwave.”
Now that you’re thinking about it, you probably realize that you do not refer to your electric stove as an “electric.” You may have just now discovered that, if you own a cellphone, wireless Ethernet (802.11) adapters, a satellite TV receiver, or a modern automotive cruise control, you use microwaves in places other than your kitchen. You’re in dire straits now.
“Microwave oven” was once a common retronym to differentiate the appliance from a conventional oven. But typically, the eventual abandonment of the retronym drops the qualifier and not the device’s function: “digital computer” became “computer,” and “color TV” became “TV.” Of course, the microwave oven did not make the convection oven obsolete.
The Challenge: Name another device which, like the microwave oven, has become distinctly known by its technology and not its function.
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV’s
That ain’t workin’—that’s the way you do it:
You play the guitar on the MTV…

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